Caitlin. Fifteen. Iowa. This blog is for random things. Will include Harry Potter, cats, and most likely crude humor.Tumblr (3.0; @imnotthevillan)http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watsonspam.tumblr.com/post/17408635155/yes-emma-was-bloody-brawless-and-of-course-she">watsonspam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yes emma was bloody brawless! and of course she knew doi! im pretty sure she checked herself out in the mirror before going out guys stop asking me! and if she would have cared she would have covered her breasts but im guessing she didn’t care! woop de fucking do! you saw a damn nipple have you never seen one before!?</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408853458http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408853458Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:25:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alittleveggies.tumblr.com/post/17356535949">alittleveggies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.most-awkward-moments.com/post/9432571402/oh-my-gosh-guys-please-pray-for-my-inbred-cat">most-awkward-moments</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>I always see pictures of girls in bikinis getting thousands of notes, but when it’s stuff like my inbred cat, no one gives a shit…</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqk7lbJrXb1qbmf8z.jpg"/></strong></p> <p><strong>This deserves 100,000 notes.</strong></p> <strong><br/></strong></blockquote> <p>Don’t be heartless and reblog. this would not ruin your blog.</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408113031http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408113031Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:10:51 -0500i cannot breathe<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswod0LZBR1qi64l0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswod0LZBR1qi64l0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408101309http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408101309Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:10:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7n6v3uHr1qcml0fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7n6v3uHr1qcml0fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408096369http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408096369Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:10:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7nbaz6Nf1qcml0fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7nbaz6Nf1qcml0fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408080597http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408080597Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:10:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7nd4kMNj1qcml0fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7nd4kMNj1qcml0fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408078911http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408078911Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:10:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7nf25g311qcml0fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7nf25g311qcml0fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408068202http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17408068202Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:09:59 -0500mepersonal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7m4kejfW1qbvyeco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17407995149http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17407995149Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:08:32 -0500<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m impressed, Potter – you&#8217;re a natural. Familiar with the feel of wood between your legs, are you?&#8221;<br/><br/>Harry&#8217;s eyes narrowed to slits. &#8220;Beginner&#8217;s luck I suppose. You certainly look comfortable with the feeling. Do you enjoy wood between your legs?&#8221;<br/><br/>Draco smirked, his eyes dancing with mischief. &#8220;Why, yes, I rather do. Were you offering?&#8221;</p>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17356108983http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17356108983Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:49:22 -0500then again i was like that at elevenbut omg my babies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswod0LZBR1qi64l0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswod0LZBR1qi64l0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17356089718http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17356089718Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:48:59 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_17354175573" src="http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354175573/audio_player_iframe/imnotthevillan/tumblr_lz5qbi2bcF1r0px6a?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fimnotthevillan%2F17354175573%2Ftumblr_lz5qbi2bcF1r0px6a" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Emily Browning - Sweet Dreams</p>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354175573http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354175573Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:14:06 -0500Emily BrowningSucker PunchSweet DreamsEurythmicslove this song<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6b7opcqE1qcxieko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354060878http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354060878Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:08 -0500<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6967177/1/Seeing_the_Stars">Read This, and Sob Your Heart Out. Seeing The Stars - Drarry Story</a>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354045642http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/17354045642Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:11:52 -0500don't listen to Last Kiss while reading eitheri criedwhyyy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx43mjTupQ1qbvyeco9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feltonbeats.tumblr.com/post/15120653357/lips">feltonbeats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Lips…</em></p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15121033713http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15121033713Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:17:43 -0500<a href="http://ashisacoolcat.tumblr.com/post/15120706020/okay-guys-this-is-really-important-so-dont-ignore">Stuff.: Okay guys, this is really important, so don't ignore it.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashisacoolcat.tumblr.com/post/15120706020/okay-guys-this-is-really-important-so-dont-ignore">ashisacoolcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx42pzc8xa1r3qslw.jpg"/></p> <p>My friend Riley, (<a href="http://null" target="_blank"></a><strong><a href="http://rileyfelton.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://rileyfelton.tumblr.com/">http://rileyfelton.tumblr.com/</a></a></strong>) really loves Tom. Like, she’s a huge fan. One of her goals is to meet him. This is something she really wants to do before she dies, like a bucket list type thing. So I made a page, <strong><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/HelpRileymeetTF" target="_blank"><a href="https://twitter.com/#!/HelpRileymeetTF">https://twitter.com/#!/HelpRileymeetTF</a></a></strong> to help…</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15121028632http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15121028632Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:17:27 -0500http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15102065680http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15102065680Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:59:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvojqlrzSA1ql0bqmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laurajamieson05.tumblr.com/post/13725137275/a-much-more-accurate-cover">laurajamieson05</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A much more accurate cover</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076636345http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076636345Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:49:21 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://why-fashion.tumblr.com/post/14435502888">why-fashion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok52fmk1j1qmm21oo1_500.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076553984http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076553984Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:44:59 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdquirks.tumblr.com/post/14701392524/real-life">nerdquirks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In Spanish class the other day, my teacher asked us what the word “incendio” meant.</p> <p>And I was like OH NO MAN, I GOT THIS.</p> <p>And I said “fire”.</p> <p>He asked me how I knew that and I told him it was a Harry Potter spell. And I felt compelled to act it out like this:<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwospm24bX1qg7pav.gif"/></p> <p>Everyone in the room was like:<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwosq7xfnH1qg7pav.gif"/></p> <p>But my friends were like:<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwnb6zYNeK1r1maq2.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076540307http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076540307Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:44:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwri75DD9A1r8glx4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Dan: I looked FANTASTIC in Fleur’s outfit!</p>http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076522971http://imnotthevillan.tumblr.com/post/15076522971Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:43:26 -0500harry potter gifdaniel radcliffelololol